October 7, 2009

Why does hubby say I have blonde roots?

I have brown hair. But hubby insists that I have blonde roots. I really don’t see it but here are a few of the instances he has given in support of this absurd notion:

 
  • I left the car running during dinner out one night and completely freaked out when I couldn't find my keys. Imagine my chagrin when they were found in the ignition – with the car running. Luckily the car was unlocked. No, I was not drinking.
  • I once told him that he needed to take me to the hospital because I was positive I was having a stroke. Why? Because I couldn't see clearly out of one of my eyes. Turned out, I neglected to take out a contact and then put my glasses on. This does tend to blur the vision (again not drinking).
  • I watched him walk out the back door and then screamed like a crazy woman when he came back in because I wasn't used to seeing any one use that door and figured he was an axe murderer. (not drinking)
  • I once told him I was pregnant; but had read the results wrong. The next time I told him I was pregnant he asked to read the results for himself. (definitely not drinking)
Hmmm, after re-reading these a pattern is beginning to emerge – I think it must be the not-drinking that causes these episodes. Quick! Somebody pour me a glass of wine! LOL.

 
I’m sure these things could happen to anybody. They are just minor details. I’m not a ditz, really. I am a smart, organized woman who has her “moments”. Really. 
 
So why am I sharing – This is finally my 100th post! To see my most recent ditzy moment read here.

4 comments:

  1. You too funny!! Congrat's on 100!! I am glad that you figured out that blogger counts drafts...I went back and deleted all mine!! I think you deserve that glass of wine now!

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  2. hahahahaha very funny! I once left the car in the driveway with the drivers door wide open and the keys in the ignition. Luckily we live in the country!

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  3. Heyyyyyyyy...clever way to connect the REAL 100th post with the fake one! And by the way, I AM blonde...so I could have taken insult to this, but really...I do things like this ALL THE TIME, so...thanks for giving me a giggle so early in my morning!

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  4. Oh thank you so much for making me giggle. You're so lucky the car was still there!
    ;0)

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