Y'all remember these?
And how I was all kinds of proud of myself?
What I did not take into account while creating these beauties is the fact that I live in a what amounts to a wind tunnel.
For whatever reason, there is always a breeze on the back porch - even when the wind is still everywhere else. Not that that is a bad thing, mind you.
But it does become a bit of a problem when it's a breezy day anyway.
And you have pulled the curtains across to block the sun, so you can read blogs without having to squint. Because squinting causes wrinkles ya know.
And then your curtains do this....
So, because I am brilliant, I decide that this will work.....
Why yes, those are rocking chairs holding back the curtains.
It worked. For about a minute. And then, the curtains were doing this again.
Which, I might add, is NOT helping me to keep from squinting at the screen (WRINKLES, people!).
So, I need your advice. Any ideas?