You know that "wonderful" kid that I talk about all the time?
The one that your children can only aspire to be?
Yeah, THAT one. Man-Child.
He has TOTALLY disgraced the family.
He has detention on Saturday.
THREE WHOLE HOURS!!!
I do NOT know where I went wrong with this kid, y'all. Seriously.
Was I not strict enough? Too strict??
I need advice - it is apparent that this kid is headed straight to the Big House and it's all my fault!