July 2, 2010

It's better than coffee!

Wanna know what will open your eyes and get your blood pumping in the morning better than coffee??

Finding this:

Centipede

In your kitchen sink; first thing in the morning.

You can imagine my reaction.  The horror.  The disgust.  The all out gross-ness.  The "how the hell did it get in the house?!" Did I mention the horror?  

All of which I have just relived in order to find a picture to share with you.  You're welcome.

Needless to say, Man-Child disposed of it.

I just hope he didn't have any family and friends living nearby.  I seriously hope he was a loner.  The kind of guy who likes to keep to himself.  

14 comments:

  1. You just had to post that picture big, huh? *cringe

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  2. Hey! He doesn't have 100 feet! Are you SURE it's a centipede? :-)

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  3. Oy, listen I understand. I feel bad if he was trying to get home to his centipede family but I can't have him in the house. Just all there is to it! Same goes for spiders, and pretty much any 'creepy crawly'.

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  4. I am going to gross you out now.. but, I remember when living in Marbella, I sliced into a loaf I had left on the top over night... and yup out crawled a centipede and it was massive!!

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  5. I would have passed out, had I seen that!

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  6. ICK! I'd rather be sleepy and need coffee than wake up that quickly on any given day! My biggest horror is finding lizards in the house...Hubby is training Ben to catch them. I figure in a few years, I'll have THREE men to catch lizards for me!

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  7. Ugg! Dump a little vinegar in your sink? Shreek!

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  8. One of God's creatures -- cast out into the cold.

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  9. I see your centipede and raise you a http://preview.tinyurl.com/3xfo3wf (seriously, this was in MY bathroom)

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  10. I do believe his cousin ran across Metro's foot the other day.

    We have 'em here too....I've found about 4 of them (always in a sink) since we moved in here 2 months ago.

    Only ours seem to have MUCH longer legs than the one pictured. I tried drowning it down the trap...damn thing would NOT let go of the rim.
    That TOTALLY freaked me out!

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