Just wondering.....

Do you type posts and save them as drafts, then come back to them - and although you think they are "okay" you still don't post them - because they aren't "relevant" anymore, at least not in your mind because you've gotten the thought out and have moved on?

Do you wonder why Hubby is making six (yes, SIX) pork things (steaks? flanks? pieces? Forgive me, I don't know what they are called!) when only two people will be eating them?  And when you ask why, his response is, "That's how many were in the package."  Ummm, couldn't you freeze half of them for another time?  Granted, I'm not a cook by any stretch of the imagination, but it seems to me that would be the responsible way to go - less time spent cooking, less waste, etc.....but you walk away, because you know there is no way to win this one since he is the "cook".  Besides, the dish he is making is yummy, so at least I'll get a lunch out of it.

Do you wonder where the hell I am going with this post?  Because I know I am......

Do you wonder why your neighbor has a POD in his driveway every six months or so; even though he has two two car garages?  I've already surmised that he must be into human trafficking since I saw him dragging a mattress in there about a week or so ago.  Yeah, out of all my weird neighbors, he's the weirdest.  I keep my eye on him at all times.....and he's the first one you should have the authorities look at if I ever go missing.

Have you ever wondered if there is a more "sleek" way of saying, "he has two two car garages?"  How about, "he has dos two car garages?" Yeah, that doesn't work either.  Hmmmm, maybe there should be a comma in there....

Do you ever wonder why Hubby talks (loudly) to the television?  And then realize you do the same thing to the computer?

Ever wonder why there seems to be "politics" in the office - no matter where you go?  Then thank all that is holy that your boss isn't one of "them"?

Do you ever wonder why/how Hubby can fall asleep (before 8:00 pm) sitting in a chair with the television blaring in the background immediately after having said (loud) conversation with the television?

Have you ever wondered how is it that you NEED a haircut, but your hair is still too short?

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Yes, this post is a gratuitous brain dump.  Sorry, but sometimes I just have to get this stuff OUT so I can think like a rational human being.


Have you ever hit "Publish" and wonder Why am I doing this?  Am wondering that now......