Did you ever see that movie? (either the original or the re-make) Because seriously? That is my life right now.
Since before Man-Child was born it seems I have been battling testostrone.
Since his birth? It has been twice the battle - so those of you with sons - watch (read) and learn - it NEVER stops. And eventually - they switch places - just to mess with your mind - yeah cause they are evil like that (nevermind that they say women are the crafty ones; it's the males you have to watch out for....really!).
I used to ask Man-Child when he was small - "Little Man; why did you do this?" His response? "It wasn't me." Being an only child he had no one else to blame but his father - and he threw him under the bus every single time (it was actually kind of funny). Even when I knew better.
Back then I would ask his father to do something. His response? "In a minute." Which, inevitably never seemed to come (at least not fast enough for my liking).
Nowadays? I ask Hubby something and his response is: "I didn't do that." Although I know perfectly well he did. And when I ask Man-Child to do something his response is "In a minute." (and you know - uncannily like his father - that minute never seems to come fast enough for my liking....)
What's a girl to do - alone in this sea of testostrone that seems intent on driving her mad? I'm convinced; they are doing it on purpose......