Me: sleeping soundly.
A few hours later.....
Me: Gently tugging the covers back.
A bit later....
Me (whispering): "Dammit!" And again, gently taking back my share.
A bit later....
Me: (semi-whispering) - "Hey! Quite hogging the covers!" Yanking my share back.
A bit later.....
Me (very loudly): "Dammit! If you steal the covers one more time I. Will. Hurt. You!"
Hubby: "Hmmppph?"
Me: "I said - if you steal the covers one more time I WILL HURT YOU!" violently taking my share back.
At this point Hubby wisely decides it's time to get up and start his day.
Aaaah - the joys of sharing a bed. And we both wonder why we are exhausted every morning.....
haha, one bonus of not sharing a bed. ;0)
ReplyDeleteMen are stronger and sleep more soundly. They hog big time!
ReplyDeleteMy hubby steals the covers too. I feel your pain.
ReplyDeleteIts when they do that whilst snoring like a pig that I can feel murderous intent !!
ReplyDeleteHaha, mine takes the covers and rolls over at the same time, ending up asleep on top of them! If I yanked them back he would end up on the floor in a heap!
ReplyDeleteNow you're taking all the shine off marriage for me. In my head it's all blissfull snuggly wonderment !
ReplyDeleteI am TOTALLY with Wildernesschic!!
ReplyDeleteGlad you won though.
Don'tcha love it when they get out of bed first and just let you have it all to yourself!!
ReplyDeleteGirl, I feel your pain. I tuck the covers under my body so he can't take them.
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