Apparently there is some little jezabelle running around trying to steal my son's heart.

Okay, so that's just the Mama-Bear in me.  It might not actually be real.  But time will tell.....(and if my recollection of high school girls is right.....)

Apparently, Man-Child came home with hearts doodled on his arm last week.  This I did not witness but Hubby did.  And asked MC about it.  According to MC it was just "some girl."  Hubby obviously does NOT have the skills of interrogation. *sigh*  Doesn't he realize he is supposed to be my eyes and ears when I'm not around????

But today he came home with his arm adorned with two hearts.  (What is it with her and drawing on people?  According to MC she is "artistic" which explains her randomly drawing on body parts. Apparently, this girl has a future in the tattoo industry.  I'm thinking her parents may be wasting their tuition money if that is the case......)

"What's this? Who is drawing on you?" you know, all the questions a mother would ask.  I was able to extract a bit of information. 

Including the fact that she has a boyfriend at another school.  And, she could be cute.  And maybe he might be interested if she didn't have the boyfriend.

She better not be playing with his heart - that's all I'm saying - 'cause y'all?  This is my "little" boy we are talking about here. 

That last one?  I knew she was a non-issue from the get go.  This one?  Is located right here.  In the same state.  Possibly (but not likely) in the same town.  Most definitely in driving distance.

Someone pass me a drink - I don't think I'm ready for this......