The Things You Hear . . .

The things you hear only if you are the mom of a teenage boy:

1. Smell my room.
2. Smell me.
3. Smell my breath.
4. I'm sure that's what Plato's mom said too.
5. I'm a genius.
6. I don't need to do well in school - Einstein didn't.
7. One day I'll be a great philospher.
8. Does this shirt smell?
9. I'm hungry (15 minutes after dinner).
10. I'm not as slow as you think I am.
11. Why would I get a stick - that would only be aiding and abetting in my own beating.

::sigh:: Yes, ::sigh:: And people wonder why I drink . . .