August 16, 2009

The Things You Hear . . .

The things you hear only if you are the mom of a teenage boy:

  1. Smell my room.
  2. Smell me.
  3. Smell my breath.
  4. I'm sure that's what Plato's mom said too.
  5. I'm a genius.
  6. I don't need to do well in school - Einstein didn't.
  7. One day I'll be a great philospher.
  8. Does this shirt smell?
  9. I'm hungry (15 minutes after dinner).
  10. I'm not as slow as you think I am.
  11. Why would I get a stick - that would only be aiding and abetting in my own beating.

::sigh:: Yes, ::sigh:: And people wonder why I drink . . .

1 comment:

  1. oooo- I have the hungry one all day long. Not had the others yet, I'm sure I will though.