Me: .....so I know I'm not the most perfect mother in the world, but ...."
Him: [crickets chirping]
Me: What? I'm not the most perfect mother??
Him: I was just about to say you were.
Me: ??? You....
Him: I hesitated too long?
Me: Yes! And any brownie points you may have earned up until this point are GONE!
Him: Am I the most perfect son?
Me: Of course.
Him: No I'm not are you wouldn't yell at me all the time.
Me: No, then you wouldn't be normal.
Him: Yes, I would - I'd just be perfect.
Me: If you were perfect what would I have to blog about?
Him: Don't blog about me.
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Him: It's my birthday!
Me: Yes, it is.
Him: You know, before I was born, there was no color.
Me: What??
Him: Yeah, before I was born the world was just black and white.
Me: What??
Him: It's true. It's just like that movie. Everything was black and white. And then....I was born.
Me: [sipping chardonnay thinking - where did this kid come from??]
Haha, he is something else!
ReplyDeleteNo kiddin'! I've told y'all before - he keeps me on my toes!
ReplyDeletethats so sweet:) And he already knows its all about him,lol!
ReplyDeleteOf course he thinks it's all about HIM. Always has and always will! Agghhh! That's the problem with "onlys" I suppose. As a side note, today he told me my nail polish was the color of lint. WTH??
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