I was sitting on the deck; happily perusing some of my favorite blogs. The boys were out - it was a beautiful morning. All was right with the world.
Eventually, I heard the truck pull up. Doors slam (cause boys are loud that way). Eventually, Man-Child makes his way to the back deck.
"Dad!!" he says - with much disgust.
"What's going on?" I replied.
"He's making me crazy!" Man-Child cried.
"About what?" I replied, very puzzled.
"Driving!" said he.
"What?" said me.
"He's driving me crazy about driving!!"
"What do you mean?" said I (trying to keep a straight face).
"Well, with you - you just act like you are having a heart attack or something; HE just criticizes everything I do!!"
Me - thinking, "What do you mean I act like I'm having a heart attack??" I REALLY am!!!
P.S. - this must be a personal record! 4 posts in one day! Where's Guiness Book when you need them?
How is the driving thing going??
ReplyDeleteNow that some idiot damaged my poor car, Im not nearly as worried about "the kid" damaging it anymore.
He's actually not too bad - just needs to learn to relax a little bit. I'm so sorry about your car!!
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to let you know that it wasn't you that made me change the whole verification thing. I hate that stupid thing and had no idea I had it on mine which is why I asked you lol.
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