I was sitting on the deck; happily perusing some of my favorite blogs. The boys were out - it was a beautiful morning. All was right with the world.
Eventually, I heard the truck pull up. Doors slam (cause boys are loud that way). Eventually, Man-Child makes his way to the back deck.
"Dad!!" he says - with much disgust.
"What's going on?" I replied.
"He's making me crazy!" Man-Child cried.
"About what?" I replied, very puzzled.
"Driving!" said he.
"What?" said me.
"He's driving me crazy about driving!!"
"What do you mean?" said I (trying to keep a straight face).
"Well, with you - you just act like you are having a heart attack or something; HE just criticizes everything I do!!"
Me - thinking, "What do you mean I act like I'm having a heart attack??" I REALLY am!!!
P.S. - this must be a personal record! 4 posts in one day! Where's Guiness Book when you need them?