Man-Child is going to drive me to drink!!! (more than I already do - thank you very much!)
He just discovered that no; I don't have the day off tomorrow. Immediately the whining began....what am I going to do tomorrow?!! (He hates being left home alone; although as a small child he just COULDN'T wait to be left home!).
Then he discovered that the computer wouldn't be home either! (because the screen MUST be fixed; before my eyes go COMPLETELY crazy.).
The whining that ensued would have definitely impressed a 4 year old.
Then he tried to persuade me to drop him off at a local shopping center for the day. Are you freakin' kiddin' me? To leave him, from approximately 8:30 am until 5:00 pm? Ummmm - ain't happening sweetheart.
Besides the fact that he would be BORED out of his mind by 9:30 am and then calling me (or his dad) to take him home? NOT HAPPENING!!!
He can stay home. With his phone (that semi-works after the "incident") and the TV; he'll be fine.
And if I am feeling nice enough - maybe I'll even bring him lunch. Maybe. ('Cause at the moment - I'm not feeling so nice.)
Are there no buses?
ReplyDeleteHow old is Man-Child?
Have more drink I say!!
BNM
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I'm in shock that Man-Child wants to go anywhere near a shopping centre. The "man" and "child" in my house would both rather eat their own heads...
ReplyDeleteBNM; we live outside the city limits of a town that is NOT metropolitan in any way. So no buses out here - and the transportation system in the city? Sketchy at best.
ReplyDeleteMummmmeeee - he only wants to get out of the house; he hates being stuck in it alone - he's too social.